You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
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SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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