loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I think we might need a safe word for this...
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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