Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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