Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
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He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
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Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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