Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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