I hate all girls vehemently.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
All the doctor said was why
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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