Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Randomize
