Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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