I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I don't think brook has ever known best
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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