they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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