Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
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Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
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there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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