Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
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we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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