All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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