you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
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I cannot FaceTime with your penis
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
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Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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