If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I think my fart just growled at me.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Pants are for mortals
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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