I didn't shave. On purpose
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
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Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
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Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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