No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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