I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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