I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
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It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
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He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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