Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
im holly from the hills drunk
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
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Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
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I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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