That's intense
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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