some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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