Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
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Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
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I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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