dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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