bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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