i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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