meet me or not, i'm out of control
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
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I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
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It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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