got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
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Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
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Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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