It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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