It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
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dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
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We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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