No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
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She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
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She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
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His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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