I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
