His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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