Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
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This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
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Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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