just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
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Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
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Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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