You surviving the open bar?
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Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
me + whiskey = a bad person
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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