i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
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I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
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Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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