Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
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Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
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In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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