Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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