i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I could fuck to npr.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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