I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
Randomize
