he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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