She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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