operation have a gay friend backfired
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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