so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
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