remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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