found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
These 21 Drunks Said The Darndest Things
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
These 25 Irresponsible People Blew All Their Cash On Drugs, Booze, & Sex
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.