at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
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shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
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There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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