Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad