is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Everyone says I win the strip club
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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