Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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