sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
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My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
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This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
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