Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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