Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
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