My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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