I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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