um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
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i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
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Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
where are my eyebrows?
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