I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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